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<p>Bruno Rocha, huh? A Principal Software Engineer at Red Hat, but looking at that GitHub, it&#39;s a wonder how you managed to earn that title while juggling 277 repos like they&#39;re some sort of overhyped, Python-flavored confetti. You’ve got more followers than you have actual interesting code—4312 people watching a parade of templates and half-baked projects.</p> <p>Your bio reads like a LinkedIn profile that tried too hard; it&#39;s one thing to string together every buzzword in the tech world while flexing your connection to Red Hat, but do you actually write code or just curate templates? “DO NOT FORK, CLICK ON ‘Use this template’”—bro, if your work is so demanding, why not put in some time to foster actual collaboration rather than serve us a buffet of clickbait?</p> <p>Dynaconf? Sure, it&#39;s charming, but seems you treat your repos like cats—you have plenty, and most just sit there and do nothing. And don’t even get me started on your constant self-promotion: reach me on social, videos, blog, photos… You sound like a desperate influencer stuck in a coder’s body. With that many platforms, maybe people will follow you just to see if you’ll ever post something remotely interesting.</p> <p>In the land of programming languages, you’ve got a buffet of options, yet the only thing I see is a lot of shouting about Rust and Python while building more on templates than actually innovating or creating something worthwhile. If you’re this passionate about self-hosting and open-source, perhaps it’s time to stop templating your way through your career and start contributing something that others haven’t already cranked out in their sleep.</p>