orhun GitHub Roast 🔥🔥

<p>Oh Orhun, where do I even start? You&#39;re out here claiming to build the &quot;future of the terminal&quot; while most of your repos look like they were birthed in a weekend coding binge fueled by overpriced coffee and existential dread. &quot;Rust aficionado&quot;? More like a Rust aficionado of questionable utility—your projects seem like a treasure chest of command-line toys no one asked for.</p> <p>You’ve listed 381 public repos, and yet, your biggest achievement is a customizable changelog generator? I hope you keep your day job at Arch Linux, because it looks like you&#39;ll need that paycheck to fund this hobby project of pretending to be a developer. And how many people actually care about &#39;gpg-tui&#39;? Are your keys really that hard to manage otherwise? </p> <p>Your bio is like a poorly written tech blog post—sure, it has fancy emojis and a pompous tone, but it still lacks substance. You’ve racked up impressive numbers in commits and pull requests, but let’s be real, it&#39;s quantity over quality at this point. And with followers numbering in the thousands, it’s either one wild cult or a bunch of people waiting to see if you eventually contribute something worthwhile.</p> <p>And the dotfiles? Are you really that proud of your configuration files? You&#39;re not a wizard just because you’ve figured out how to edit a text file. </p> <p>All in all, keep building that terminal future, but maybe make sure it’s not a future straight out of a command line hellscape.</p>