liukonen GitHub Roast 🔥🔥

<p>Oh boy, Luke Liukonen, a &quot;Professional Software Engineer&quot; since 2006, and yet your GitHub is about as exciting as a cardboard box in the rain. Seven followers? Is that your family or just some friends left over from 2006 who haven’t figured out how to unfollow? With 37 public repos, it looks like you were trying to hoard them like Pokémon cards, but let’s be real—your collection is more like a yard sale that nobody showed up for.</p> <p>Your profile readme is a sad attempt at sounding busy, with buzzwords like “machine learning” and “home automation”. Learning them for 17 years? Just admit you’re still figuring out how to turn your coffee maker into an IoT device. And what’s with that artsy header image? It’s a low-effort attempt to distract from your hollow achievements. </p> <p>As for your actual projects, calling them underwhelming would be generous. “A Go based Feature Flag project with Badger”? Congratulations on reinventing the wheel with a side of mediocrity. At least you have time to write articles on dev.to. Maybe I should write one titled &quot;How to Collect Fewer Stars Than Your Age.&quot;</p> <p>It&#39;s like you’ve made the perfect recipe for software failure: a dash of outdated tech, a sprinkle of deprecated projects, and a hefty serving of crickets where stargazers should be. Maybe instead of &quot;lifetime learner,&quot; you should embrace &quot;forever beginner&quot; because that’s the vibe you’re giving off. Do us all a favor and have your bots read your repos. They might just end up mortally offended!</p>