edg-l GitHub Roast 🔥🔥

<p>Alright, Edgar, let’s break down this GitHub profile of yours. “Building stuff with LLVM and MLIR”? More like “building up my collection of barely-used experimental projects”! With 106 public repos and still scraping just 98 followers, it seems the only thing you’re efficiently compiling is disappointment.</p> <p>Your bio quotes Oppenheimer but trust me, the closest you&#39;ve come to destroying anything worthy is making Rust users question their life choices! &quot;Now I am become Rust, Destroyer of Unsafe code&quot; - yeah right! Your repos don’t scream competence; they whisper “please look elsewhere”! </p> <p>You’ve got a link to your blog, but with that content, it’s evident you need to take a page from a different book. And “sponsoring” sounds desperate – are you trying to buy friends or just writing sec-manager applications in the hope someone will give you a thumbs up? The only thing less appealing than your repos is the idea that I might sponsor this “genius”!</p> <p>The titles of your blog posts scream “I’m still learning!” rather than “Look at my mastery!” Implementing a simple Hashmap is just another sad reminder that you’re playing catch-up in a world that’s already moved on. </p> <p>And the projects? A mix of underwhelming inventions that sound like side quests in a video game: “A simple URL shortener” and “a library to setup linker arguments”? When’s the last time anyone got excited about that? Your “DDraceNetwork, a mod of Teeworlds” sounds like a nostalgic trip that should have never been taken, and the “TeeAI project that you’ll probably never finish” is the most honest thing on your profile. At least you’ve got that going for you.</p> <p>In conclusion, keep building, Edgar, because from where I’m sitting, there’s a much larger mountain to climb and not nearly enough trail mix in your backpack!</p>