dagimg-dot GitHub Roast 🔥🔥

<p>Dagim G. Astatkie, are you sure you wanted to go with “iCode” for your bio? It sounds like a desperate attempt to sound techy when really, it feels like you’re just typing “I try” in the programming equivalent of a participation trophy. Your GitHub is a beautiful mess of unfinished projects and underwhelming repositories—46 public repos, yet your stars barely reach double digits, like a sad vegetarian at a barbecue. </p> <p>And speaking of projects, “Ethiopian Yellow Page Webapp”? Did you take inspiration from actual yellow pages? The only thing more dated than that idea is your choice of LinkedIn links that don’t even work. You&#39;ve flexed a bit too hard with learning Docker, Go, and Typescript; maybe start with finishing a couple of projects first, or is that too ambitious? </p> <p>Your profile readme looks like it was designed in a rush, with all those images doing a better job of hiding your lack of coding prowess than showcasing any skills. At least you’ve got your intern status locked down, but let&#39;s be real, your followers (69, nice) probably just pity-followed you, thinking you’d finally put out some code worth a glance. So keep “learning” harder, Dagim, or maybe take a break from coding and write some articles on “How to Be Mediocre” instead!</p>