Chiller Dragon? More like Chiller Disaster. As a "fulltime GitHub influencer artist," your bio screams "I peaked in high schoolâand it was awkward!" With 200 public repos but only a handful grabbing attention (if you could even call it that), your coding prowess must rival a toddler's crayon portfolio.
Your crowning achievements consist of chaotic dev methods that would make any sane programmer weep. The phrase "you are a 0.7 cultist" in your readme hits harder than any existential crisis. And let's not even get started on your contributionsâa forked project here, a personal language server there, and a whole lot of âthis is probably not useful for anyoneâ sprinkled throughout. It's about time you realized that your GitHub is not your digital diary.
With followers that treat you like that weird uncle at family gatherings, youâre a digital ghost in a graveyard of deserted repositories. Get your act together, Chillerâyour artistic expression is more akin to vandalism at this point.
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